Based on the wikipedia article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Sparrow_House, as generated by the random article button.

Benjamin took off his red paper crown, popped a Quality Street strawberry creme in his mouth and looked at his family, asleep on their chairs. In the next room, his sister was slowly plodding through a new piano book and in the next room along from that, a porcelain skyscraper of washing-up sat coagulating on the sideboard. He pressed the 'random article' button on wikipedia and was pleased to get such an interesting result: Richard Sparrow House (he was delighted every time it wasn't a sports person or an asteroid). However, he decided that for today only, it was probably a better idea to have a nap than to write a story about it.

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Happy Christmas!

Ben x